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State? Survival Guide

urgently need a survival guide in the State, and I say three days after frequency.
but since I have not found the writing myself, and do it after three days frequency.

Rule number one: the site and unimi.it ' your enemy.
odialo immediately, odialo already 'now, even if you've never been. even if you do not enroll in college never '.
get to know your enemy. spulcialo, turn it, look at it negatively, encode, hackeralo, do some 'who the fuck you want, but quickly learn to maneuver through the maze and that'.

Rule number two: the site and unimi.it ' your bible.
restagli true, Be devotee, check it every night before going to bed and check it with care and attention. also checks the inbox.
contingencies, changes, corrections, jokes giuocondi are on the agenda.
indeed, the order of the hour, if not minutes. each update, to avoid complaints based , and 'always pointed out somewhere, but that' does not mean it's always reported by the same part.
check the site, check your inbox, and check the notices are written in kanji, conversely, small, and in yellow on a white background, which are sometimes posted at the gates (sometimes rolled up and inserted in the locks, then also check them ').

rule number three: if in doubt, a student.
rules there would still be a thousand, and I speak only of what I found in these first seventy hours. but do not tell them to you '.
what I will tell you 'and' why ': why' need disciularvi, as they say in my part.
not expect that you take. no, really, do not. Take control of the situation right away, be prepared for anything.
but I'll give you 'one last tip: when you do not know what to do, and you'll wonder ' and mo 'to those who ask? Voicemail? The teacher? To' this guy next door? " , always choose ... the guy next door.
various teachers and staff there liquidating quickly, often with only a "search on the site." or "ask for the '." .
students are to hand, easy, go straight to the point and talk about drinking.
students are wonderful, funny, available.
ask your colleagues and you will have the answers you need, as well as the occasion to socialize, learn, be invited here or the ', access to secret information useful ...

and this concludes the first volume of the guide to survival in the State: the three basic rules.
but do not miss future releases: "where I eat today?" , "but slam the trip to Metro!" , and many others.

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